IKEA is a sure pain in the asscheeks at times. Yes, it’s very affordable to have an uber-hipster bedroom, but the affordability gets muddled when you’re given 5 boxes of wood, 3,411 screws (knowing full well you will lose/not put on a good portion of them), and about 8 feet of stainless steel. Don’t worry about having plans this weekend if you’re putting an IKEA project together. That is your weekend.

My new bed and futon, ladies and gentlemen.

My futon currently looks like this.

These are my plans for the next weekend. Damn it, IKEA.